This blog is dedicated to the biggest scum in all of sports. The ones who have too much power and abuse it. The ones who attempt not to be biased, but blantantly are. The ones with hidden agendas. The ones we call umpires. The ones we call judges. The ones we call referees. Yes, This blog is dedicated to the officials who often sabotage the past times we know and love.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Umpires Have It Easy

Imagine an umpire. Any umpire.

Now imagine a referee from the other 3 major professional sports standing next to him.

Okay, now which of these 4 guys is not like the others, leaving striped shirts and whatever protective gear out of this?

The umpire, of course.

If you're like me, the basketball and hockey referees in your mind are probably middle-aged, slim, and maybe even slightly athletic with the football referee maybe one notch down on the slimness and athletic scale. These guys are pretty much chasing players down on a rink, field, or court non-stop in between making their ludicrous calls.

Now to the Umpire: I'm guessing most of you pictured an overweight, out of shape balloon waddling around like a penguin on the base paths. Why? Because they can. When was the last time an umpire had to move more than 40 feet to make a call? Hardly ever.

The problem with this is that they should not be allowed to be that out of shape, regardless of the square footage they are responsible for. Mobility should not be compromised.

Sure they don't have to move over 40 feet to make a call, but sometimes they need to move 5 or 10 feet to get into position in a matter of seconds, and where they need to move may not be as obvious as up or down the field (as with other sports). These angles are important. But apparently not so important to MLB to have at least a smidgen of some type of fitness criteria when hiring these oafs.

Mr. Selig, things need to change!

2 comments:

Charles L. Wallace said...

I've done some refereeing in youth soccer, and, believe me, when being a linesman, you have to keep up with the last defender [to track offsides]. Keeping up with those adolescent boys is tough! Boy, are they fast!! Seriously, though, I hear ya on the fitness issue.

saucy said...

i don't care for watching soccer too much. i tried last year during the world cup and it pretty much put me to sleep. i saw the head-butting incident, and thank god that at least made it interesting.

i do give them soccer players tons of credit though. it takes a ton of endurance to play, and as you noted, referee. similar in size to a football field, but pretty much minimal downtime between plays.

i used to have some stamina when i was younger and loved playing soccer in gym class simply because i loved to run. most kids would get worn out pretty quickly. well at least the ones in my class...